Royal McGraw
 | Royal decided to let someone else write his profile, but that person was lazy and just copy/pasted his myspace profile:
UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Still, you should probably know SOMETHING about me, so --
I just cut my hair. It was long and now its not.
Three people think I'm brilliant and only one of them is my mother.
I'm actually pretty solid at darts.
You should send me a message because you're a spontaneous sort of person who thinks it's cool to send messages to people that you've never even met before. And know what? You're right. You're ALWAYS right.
And why you like me is because you appreciate that I am fun to talk to. You get that I have this vague ethereal sort of intelligence that allows me to know a very little bit about a whole lot and understand that whether you dig on genetics, cosmology, film making, acting/modeling, computer programming, criminal prosecution, or videotaping your buddies bush diving off the garage into the rhododendrons, I can most likely can nod and smile and get why you are valuable and true and neccessary in the grander scheme.
You are vaguely irritated because I get by on my boyish charm, but --
You keep me around because I'm a good listener.  Photos of Royal McGraw |
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