Sam Haber

Sam was born in the Clearview Arkansas Correctional Facility, to the incarcerated common law wife of a mentally-unstable traveling circus performer. Sam is the random result of generations of hasty unplanned circus sex. Not to be held down by his rough upbringing in various trailer parks throughout the bible belt, Sam moved to Los Angeles seeking fame and fortune on the silver screen. 10 years later, Sam is now a moderately successful door-to-door salesmen for discount feminine hygiene products.

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